Vancouver’s Green Men Called Out As 40 Year Old Virgins


Watching this live last night I knew it was gonna cause a commotion. Basically the San Jose Sharks broadcasters (who are huge homers btw, just awful to listen to from a neutral perspective) called the now infamous Canucks’ Green Men, “40 year-old virgins” and “snow globe collectors” who live in their mom’s basement. They responded to the snowglobe comment via twitter:

Regardless, completely uncalled for. I’m a huge Green Men supporter and love everything they do to get in opponents heads and their devotion to being Canucks fans. They have ice level seats next to the penalty box and get airtime with their heckles every game. The best part is, they’re making greenmen-pepsimoney off of it! These guys have basically become royalty in Vancouver, being on Pepsi ads, and just recently coming out with their own book. You can’t but be jealous of how their fandom has got them stardom.

The Force and Sully are the absolute shit and hilarious, love everything about them, except that they’re Canadian. I bet they’ll come up with something clever to get back at these San Jose announcers for Game 2 in Vancouver. Watch the clips below…my favorite might be the Vince Vaughn (who is a renowned huge Blackhawks fan) one in a Canucks jersey when a Chicago player is in the box. Such a classic.

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